Aajkal Ke Bachchon Ki Haramipanti

Aajkal Ke Bachchon Ki Haramipanti :


MADAM : Shor Mat Karo Nahin Toh Khada Kar Dungi.
Bachhe: Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera...

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai.
Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: Chalo Aaj Mood Bana Lein.
Biwi: Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai.
Funny Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Ho.

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye, Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli: Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai?? Chammach Me Nikal Ke Bhijwa Diya Hota, Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....!!!

Ek Larki Apne Shohar Se: Aaj Jab Mein Apna BRA Tabdil Kar Rahi Thi Toh Ek Larka Mujh Ko Dekh Raha Tha.
Shohar: Achcha, Phir Tum Ne Kya Kiya?
Biwi: Mujh Ko Toh Bahout Sharam Maehsoos Hui, Aur Maine Apna Munh BRA Se Chupa Liya.